Dad was egged once while jogging. Was it 2009. Kids on a motorcycle drove by and threw eggs at him. Dad'd been minding his own business. People do things for nonsensical reasons without thinking about how those they're harming belong to a family. It broke my heart. It didn't break their hearts, just their eggs.
Dad came home drenched in yolk. He showered, put on a suit, and went to work that day.
